black santa claus

Black Santa Claus or Black Santa Noun. 1. The African American stereotype of Santa Claus. This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though). In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat. White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa. 2. Synonym for Rick Ross